Experts say W*NK the depression away

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With LOCKDOWN ongoing and the RISK to life as much from depression and solitude than any VIRUS, we though it best to highlight the need for social interaction which as a species HUMANS need more than anything.

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Being locked up for weeks on end and deprived of that human contact we all need for a CRIME we never committed is now beyond a joke and the sooner the country gets back to NORMAILITY the better.

With all this in mind we have enlisted the help of an former head social worker and ex-Samaritan Michael from Pontefract who told DAILY SPORT “At times like these it is easy to get depressed cut off from the outside world and social interaction, no birds to SHAG, etc, etc, as I always used to tell my clients ‘Have a WANK cheer yourself up.”

Michael added “It seemed to do the trick as a SELF HELP treatment as I never lost a client in 30 years.”

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