A single mum from POSH Kensington in West London has hit the headlines this week after leaving a review on Amazon for DUREX strawberry LUBE saying “I ran out of Jam so I put this in the KIDS rice pudding. They couldn’t tell the difference.” and the review went VIRAL with some SLAGGING her off and others saying “This is what parents have to resort to without FREE school meals.”
Unrepentant Joanne Sims 35, has reported told friends “What am I supposed to do? I can’t afford both on my BENEFITS and need to provide for my kids and have a good time.”
The pic is of Joanne on her online dating profile with her beloved STRAWBERRY LUBE.
The charity LUBE 4 ALL which was set up to provide single parents with LUBE told Daily Sport “This is happening more and more…. Parents are struggling to make ends meet and still enjoy themselves.”
Daily Sport says – Best use the lube then as you certainly wouldn’t want to get STRAWBERRY PIPS in your VAG!