Granny fuming after DOG ate her DILDOS

A 68yo grandmother from Hull has told Daily Sport of her dismay after her pet dog ate her dildo during lockdown.

Jean said ” After POOCHY ate my big rubber COCK I was f**ked and not in a good way.”

Since then Poochy has eaten 2 monster cocks and a Rampant Rabbit but after hearing her plight a local CHARITY for frustrated women has offered Jean a FREE dildo.

Never mind ‘Give A Dog A Bone’ this is more like ‘Give A Dog A BONER’

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