Sport Reader says DYSON burnt my DICK!

1 A fool hardy Sport Reader nearly BURNT his MANHOOD off after trying to use a…

SPICE UP your love life during LOCKDOWN

4 With us now entering our 11th week of the current LOCKDOWN and not being able…

PERVS flock to M&S for DUMBLEDORE dildo

20 Pride and joy of the BRITISH high street M&S have hit a winner with there…

Sweet maker dubbed HORNIBO launches DICK ‘n’ MIX range

2 A SWEDISH sweet maker has launched a new range aimed at KINKY adults which are…

The SHOCK-O-LATE BOX Company launch Christmas gift box

3 An East London chocolatier named SHOCK-O-LATE BOX has launched a Christmas gift box for 2020…

B&M sells out of KNOBBLY BONE pet treats after cheap PERVS use them as ANAL BEADS

3 With the THREAT of a NO DEAL BREXIT looking ever more likely PERVERTS up and…

Arthritic TAMWORTH pensioner sent FIST shaped DILDO as a Pringles Grabber

2 A 90yo pensioner from Tamworth was left shocked after she ordered a ‘PRINGLES GRAGGER’ on…

69 LAID off as Britain’s last handmade DILDO company goes down

8 As if the state of the economy wasn’t bad enough due to the pandemic coupled…

DIRTY TRUCKER nicked DILDO smuggling into Kenya gets 12 years

4 A Scouse TRUCKER Macca Dodds has been JAILED for 12 years for illegally SMUGGLING a…