PERVS flock to M&S for DUMBLEDORE dildo

Pride and joy of the BRITISH high street M&S have hit a winner with there latest…

Arthritic TAMWORTH pensioner sent FIST shaped DILDO as a Pringles Grabber

A 90yo pensioner from Tamworth was left shocked after she ordered a ‘PRINGLES GRAGGER’ on WISH…

69 LAID off as Britain’s last handmade DILDO company goes down

As if the state of the economy wasn’t bad enough due to the pandemic coupled with…

Granny fuming after DOG ate her DILDOS

A 68yo grandmother from Hull has told Daily Sport of her dismay after her pet dog…

MIGRANTS 10 meter MONSTER COCK found in the Channel

A GIANT inflatable COCK has been found by COASTGUARD and BORDER FORCE officials after being discarded…

Monster DILDO lands me with €4000 hotel repair bill

A female guest at a LUXURY HOTEL has been landed with a €4,000 repair bill after…

Disgrace of Cakes – Naughty baker and the castle of COCKS

Rude master baker sent me a PRINCESS CASTLE made of DILDO’S and when I complained he…

Granny fined whilst out buying essentials

DAILY SPORT SUNDAY EXCLUSIVE With people being fined ‘WILLY NILLY’ for breaking Lockdown, yet it is…