Sex toys to require annual MOT under new HSE law

Just when you though HEALTH & SAFETY laws couldn’t get any madder Daily Sport has learned that a new LAW is being rushed through parliament to make it compulsory to get an MOT every year for your VIBRATOR…..

HSE following a 2 year investigation, costing MILLIONS, into people admitted to A&E following accidents with unsafe SEX TOYS have recommended the need for new legislation, through to be the first of it’s kind anywhere in the world to make testing a legal requirement.

We know the country is STRAPPED for CASH right now because of the Coronavirus pandemic but yet another TAX hike on the poor old BRITISH public isn’t on, just another STEALTH TAX.

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The new law has been dubbed a TAX on C*NTS by one women’s group and THE VAGINA TAX by a FEMINIST GROUP with even a group of BACK BENCH MP’s trying to get the bill dropped, but as yet it looks set to be come law in a matter of weeks.

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One company which used to do PACT tests on electrical appliances in commercial premises say they are keen to become the first test centre in the UK under their brand ‘INSPECT HER GADGET’ with plans to open a national chain of test centres.

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