Daily Sport has learned that SEX SHOPS up and down the country have SOLD OUT of GIMP MARKS and other deviant sex masks as people panic buy face coverings prior to the July 24 deadline.
One such seller told DAILY SPORT “Sales have been manic since Boris announced his plans.”
What on earth with the next trip to ASDA look like? We’ll if the types of masks people have been stock piling are anything to go by, a masked BALL will have nothing on the PERVS stocking up on Beers ‘n’ Burgers.
When old Boris in No. 10 announced the new legislation I don’t think these were the type of masks he had in mind or maybe he did and it’s just a cunning plan to make S&M the ‘THE NEW NORMAL’ in all high street shops.