Top shagger, loves to deliver a big package

In a twist that’s got the town talking and eyebrows raising, Jeff, a seemingly ordinary parcel…

SHAG-well couple NICKED for breaching SOCIAL DISTANCING

A young couple for SHADWELL in London’s East End have been NICKED and fined £10,000 pounds…

Board-Her collie BANGED my prize EWE says award winning farmer

Farmer left fuming after his new Sheep Dog BANGED his prize winning sheep…… Farmer Ivor Ewing…

Bank-F**ked after 10 person LOCKDOWN orgy

A bank branch in a leafy suburb of London has been forced to LOCK its doors…

War of The Wives hits Birmingham suburb

Two suburban WIFES are at war in a leafy district of Birmingham after one SHAGGED the…

Cowell’s loss was TVX’s gain as Brooklyn Blue goes on Sex Tour

Last year Television X star Brooklyn Blue impressed X Factor producers with her vocal talents. When…

Shagging makes you more intelligent

Hello,   Another week of Flirty Friday, my fave topic, weird sex facts. I always learn…

Fancy joining the mile high club?

Every wanted to join the MILE HIGH CLUB? Well we all know you can try and…

Tyrannosaurus SEX – Bonking Dinosaurs Found in Freezer

DAILY SPORT EXCLUSIVE: Londoner’s shock at shagging Bermard Matthew’s Turkey Dinosaurs. We were sent this by…