COCK-NESS MONSTER discovered by SPORT READER

Just when some of us were starting to believe that the LOCK NESS MONSTER was merely…

Grannies left without VIBRATORS due to cost of living CRISIS

Grannies up and down our once green and pleasant land have been left in the COLD…

Atomic bum goes off in Burnley

A man has blown up a pub toilet after consuming 27 pints and a treble hot…

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Europe’s most VACCINATED man exposed

An Austrian man has been named as Europe’s most VACCINATED citizen after getting the COVID19 vaccine…

BACON BUM nicked with 30lbs of DUTCH streaky up his rear entrance

A 49yo QATARI born Stricki Rashir has been detained in Saudi Arabia for BACON SMUGGLING after…

Cocks the new crazy FOOTWEAR sweeping the globe

Just when we though we were all safe from the latest CRAZY fashion statement from the…