Monster DILDO lands me with €4000 hotel repair bill

A female guest at a LUXURY HOTEL has been landed with a €4,000 repair bill after her MOSTER suction DILDO ripped a piece out of the wall.

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Sales rep Jane 27yo from London told Daily Sport exclusively “I was in my room after a HARD day at work and using my MOSTER COCK when it RIPPED a LUMP out of the bedroom wall.

The 5 STAR hotel in Düsseldorf who has asked to remain nameless has now issued Jane with a STAGGERING €4,000 repair for the damage to the room and loss of trade whilst the repairs are carried out.

Jane added “Well a 4 GRAND bill has F**KED me more than the DILDO did.”

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