A 35yo TAXAS man Greg Williams is believed to be the first man NICKED for multi-tasking after he was caught by COPS high on METH and WANKING.
Williams continued PLEASURING himself whilst fighting of 15 heavily armed police officers.
Sheriff Billy-Bob McNaulty told Daily Sport “This guy was as high as a kite when my officers stopped him performing as SEX ACT on himself whilst in a PUBLIC place and continued to do it whilst they tried to subdue and ARREST him.”
Williams attorney Maxwell Thomas III told the court “My client is a genius to do what he did and deservers a MEDAL not being put in jail.”
The case continues…….. If convicted the case only highlights that men can indeed multi-task.
