Facemasks sold out try BOOTS they said!

A man from Swansea has ended up in A&E after he could get FACEMASKS anywhere and…

Kenwood the impaler sent PERV to A&E

A pervert from Devon has ended up in A&E after getting a KENWOOD mixer blade stuck…

CHARITY Nurses without Knickers BLANKED by NHS officals

A leading MEDICAL charity founded by former NURSE Mary Blowall from Portsmouth called ‘Nurses Without Knickers’…

LUFT-WOOFER Nazi dog GASES 500 people

WORLD EXCLUSIVE A German Shepard Geobbels named after the HITLER’S right hand man has been accused…

I got my Karcher stuck up my Khyber

WORLD EXCLUSIVE As ARSE WASHING becomes a global phenomenon with even the state of DUBAI embarking…

DIY Arse washer ends up in A&E

DAILY SPORT WORLD EXCLUSIVE After our story on Tuesday [31.3.20] about JJ’s Arse Washing service DAILY…

Dyslexic SPORT READER ends up in A&E with groin strain

A dyslexic SPORT READER from HULL has ended up in A&E after the UK went into…