Meet the mayoral candidate who wants to BATRA Khan at the polls

Non-Party political-independent London Mayor candidate has described the political landscape in the UK as ‘Politrix’. Shaym…

SHAG-well couple NICKED for breaching SOCIAL DISTANCING

A young couple for SHADWELL in London’s East End have been NICKED and fined £10,000 pounds…

Yank left speechless after Thanksgiving dessert turd shocker

An American living in London has been left SPEECHLESS after the luxury Thanksgiving dessert they ordered…

Pol Pot’s GRANNY is on the GAME in London’s WEST END

WORLD EXCLUSIVE we can reveal that one of the world’s leading TYRANTS Pol Pot the Khmer…

Man who wore RUBBER gimp suit to STARBUCKS stretchered out after DEADLY fart

A Londoner has been stretchered out of his local STARBUCKS after wearing a RUBBEER GIMP SUIT…

Petition for Strip Club UNESCO status after Cock ‘n’ Balls EFFIGY appears

Bemused STRIP CLUB OWNER contacts Daily Sport with evidence of a COCK ‘N’ BALLS EFFIGY appearing…

Builders Skip-Uzzi-Ing work for WATERSPORTS

When the hot weather comes there is always someone with a PLAN to enjoy themselves first…

You Khan’t be serious TfL raise congestion charge

After the government eased the HOUSE ARREST slightly earlier this week and encouraged people such as…

Crossrail could be scrapped to make way for Tube-Lerone

DAILY SPORT EXCLUSIVE: After the 3 years or so of delays to London’s new Crossrail tube…