PERVS flock to M&S for DUMBLEDORE dildo

Pride and joy of the BRITISH high street M&S have hit a winner with there latest HARRY POTTER sweet collection but not with the KIDS, but PERVERTS up and down the country using the DUMBLEDORE WAND as a DILDO to relieve LOCKDOWN frustration.

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Some have taken to social media with JD from Hull commenting “These are more S&M than M&S.” and Joan from Edgware posted “The SPARKS really few in the bedroom last night, thanks top MARKS.”

Yet again the WARTIME make do spirit is alive and well, where anything can be re-purposed, even KIDS SWEETS.

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