Granny fuming after DOG ate her DILDOS

A 68yo grandmother from Hull has told Daily Sport of her dismay after her pet dog…

Archaeologists uncover Eva Braun’s BULLETPROOF dildo

A group of German archaeologists have UNCOVERED what is believed to be the WORLD’S first GLASS…

Monster DILDO lands me with €4000 hotel repair bill

A female guest at a LUXURY HOTEL has been landed with a €4,000 repair bill after…

SHAGGED OUT Brits FLYTIP blow up dolls

Well we don’t know how your LOCKDOWN has been Sport Readers but at difficult times like…

Sex toys to require annual MOT under new HSE law

Just when you though HEALTH & SAFETY laws couldn’t get any madder Daily Sport has learned…

Granny fined whilst out buying essentials

DAILY SPORT SUNDAY EXCLUSIVE With people being fined ‘WILLY NILLY’ for breaking Lockdown, yet it is…

Ever wondered how witches stay on their broomsticks?

In a DAILY SPORT exclusive we can finally reveal how WITCHES don’t fall off their BROOMSTICKS…

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: UK Retailer selling lifesized COS-PLAY dolls

Leading high street shop CARD FACTORY have gone and done a first in ADULT RETAIL and…

UK Porn Ban plus 3D Sex Toys

Two new subjects this week, the ban of BDSM on the UK porn industry, and also…