I got my Karcher stuck up my Khyber

WORLD EXCLUSIVE As ARSE WASHING becomes a global phenomenon with even the state of DUBAI embarking…

Dead Liberal Haunts my Wheelie Bin

WORLD EXCLUSIVE Our news desk was contacted by SPORT Reader Joe for HULL who wanted to…

Sport Reader NICKED for wearing Mask & Gloves to LIDL

DAILY SPORT – World Exclusive When following the GOVERNMENTS advice to the letter isn’t always the…

First we had bat soup, now CURRIED FANNY

DAILY SPORT SUNDAY – World Exclusive With the CORONAVIRUS pandemic being blamed on Chinese eating BATS…

Sheep dip to be deployed at Supermarkets to end Social Distancing

DAILY SPORT WORLD EXCLUSIVE Daily Sport has learned that health chiefs on the advise of WHO…

DIY Arse washer ends up in A&E

DAILY SPORT WORLD EXCLUSIVE After our story on Tuesday [31.3.20] about JJ’s Arse Washing service DAILY…

Tiger Roll 5/1 for eNational Glory

Tiger Roll has the chance to make it 3 GRAND NATIONAL victories in a row tomorrow,…

Vultures cashing in on PPE crisis

WORLD EXCLUSIVE With the current COVID-19 pandemic and the global lack of Personal Protection Equipment [PPE]…

Dyslexic SPORT READER ends up in A&E with groin strain

A dyslexic SPORT READER from HULL has ended up in A&E after the UK went into…