Sex toys to require annual MOT under new HSE law

Just when you though HEALTH & SAFETY laws couldn’t get any madder Daily Sport has learned…

US Vigilantes mistake LOCKDOWN for COCKDOWN

A group of ill-informed VIGILANTES in the USA have been pictured out ARMED with MOSTER DILDO’S…

You Khan’t be serious TfL raise congestion charge

After the government eased the HOUSE ARREST slightly earlier this week and encouraged people such as…

Would Ali bite off more then he could chew with Tyson?

The boxing world has been buzzing recently after video emerged of Mike Tyson donning the gloves…

CRACK DEN Closed for not obeying social distancing

Has the world really gone F**KING mad Sport Readers? Today we hear that a police force…

Selfies of the week

OK Sport Readers feast your eyes on this weeks collection of LOCKDOWN LOVELIES who have sent…

Swingers embrace PPE as new fetish culture

With everyone now having to SOCIAL DISTANCE and since LOCKDOWN all SWINGERS events have been cancelled…

East End pub becomes Garden Centre to break LOCKDOWN

The aptly named GARDENERS in London’s IMFAMOUS East End has found a novel way of getting…

Surgeons COCKED UP and gave me a 2nd cock

When carpenter DAVE from London cut the top of his THUMB off at work he didn’t…