Police on the hunt for BUM-bling burglar after BARE ARSED robbery spree

Great Manchester police are on the HUNT for a BARE ARSED robber who was caught on…

Northampton pensioner NICKED for breaking LOCKDOWN restrictions after SEX ‘n’ DRUGS spree

A 64yo Northampton woman who has not been named has been NICKED after going on a…

Sport LEGEND’S daughter’s GIANT sanitary towel stolen and for sale on FACEBOOK

The daughter of 90’s LEGENDARY Sport favourite GERT BUCKET claims that the WORLD’S biggest sanitary towel…

Chinese knitting factory sued for counterfeit WANK SOCK by major sportswear brand

A Chinese knitwear factory is being sued by NIKE for making COUNTERFEIT ‘Just Do It’ WANKING…

No stone is being left unturned by CSA for absentee DADS even during Lockdown

Daily Sport has EXCLUSIVELY learned that a CRACK squad of CSA [Child Support Agency] officials have…

Police close ILLEGAL wanking festival and slap organiser with £10K fine

Yesterday police in DUDLEY were out in force, enforcing the 6 person rule and closing all…

Robber KILLED victims with SANDPAPER court hears

A serial KILLER from Texas has gone on trial after admitting he used sandpaper to slaughter…

Moose hunt after STATUE-TORY rape photos appear online

Park rangers in the USA are hunting a MOOSE on the loose after pictures started to…

I’m bemused by wife’s sudden interest in gardening

Sport Reader Jimmy from Kent says he’s been left bemused by the WIFE’S sudden interest in…