LOVE ISLAND: ALL STARS – NOT 1 but 2 couples DUMPED as MAYA delivers SHOW-STOPPING plot twist

Things are certainly hotting up in THE VILLA as the PLOT TICKENS and not 1 but…

SEXCASE Builder Says Sex Is The BOLLARDS

Just when you thought our Great British construction industry could sink any lower along comes PERVERTED…

First Christmas is cancelled, Now Kevin The Carrot faces the chop

First our wonderful goverment cast doubt over Christmas 2020 and now to make matters worse everyone’s…

Baffled LONER breaks silence of SEX DOLLS pregnancy

In a year that has been to quote her MAJESTY annus horribilis or ‘A pain in…

Welcome Mask-Tique as the world’s newest nation

Following a COUP on a tiny Caribbean Island early this month REBELS have now formed their…

Weirdo ADDICTED to BRAKE fluid has made an EMERGENCY STOP

A 19yo former DRUG ADDICT from West Yorkshire who is now ADDICTED to BRAKE FLUID has…

Keeping your PUBIC area safe during Social Distancing

As SUPER SATURDAY [July 4] meant easing of LOCKDOWN in England one parish council has taken…

US Vigilantes mistake LOCKDOWN for COCKDOWN

A group of ill-informed VIGILANTES in the USA have been pictured out ARMED with MOSTER DILDO’S…