Things are certainly hotting up in THE VILLA as the PLOT TICKENS and not 1 but…
Tag: Sunday Papers
SEXCASE Builder Says Sex Is The BOLLARDS
Just when you thought our Great British construction industry could sink any lower along comes PERVERTED…
First Christmas is cancelled, Now Kevin The Carrot faces the chop
First our wonderful goverment cast doubt over Christmas 2020 and now to make matters worse everyone’s…
Baffled LONER breaks silence of SEX DOLLS pregnancy
In a year that has been to quote her MAJESTY annus horribilis or ‘A pain in…
Welcome Mask-Tique as the world’s newest nation
Following a COUP on a tiny Caribbean Island early this month REBELS have now formed their…
Weirdo ADDICTED to BRAKE fluid has made an EMERGENCY STOP
A 19yo former DRUG ADDICT from West Yorkshire who is now ADDICTED to BRAKE FLUID has…
US Vigilantes mistake LOCKDOWN for COCKDOWN
A group of ill-informed VIGILANTES in the USA have been pictured out ARMED with MOSTER DILDO’S…